Omniaisms

Idea stolen from a page of my work's wiki, where we have an "officeisms" page.

Record your favourite quotes by Omnia members here

"Lets get Lumbermine" - Basse in AB
"Don't heal me your making me lag" - Mileas
"Hello?" - Trixx (whenever he is referred to)
"Sure give me sex mate" - Ravenlord
"oh shit, forgot to breath" - Ramo
"Look, there's another Steam Flunt" - Saphira to Menastheus who was fishing for Steam Pump Flotsam
"Totalpomcritblastlolpyro" - Georginia
"Guys, someone needs to move these pawns otherwise I'm stuck here. What, no horses can't jump!" Gnoff/Sytax while playing Chess in Kara
"Is he really that stupid or is he just being silly, do you think? Oh he's always trying to be funny and always just making an ass of himself" - Sentance from an English grammar workbook "Hey, how do they know about Nalia?!" - Gamina
"This is like freeing Willy" - Georginia ; "I don't see how killing Orcs is like whales" - Harrow
"I would handle any issue by going down on whoever the raider is." - Buckie
"I put my laptop on my belly instead of my chest, cause I find it easier to breed then" - Skittie

A couple of old ones previously found on the forums:

"Holy crit! I just crapped for 1800" - Devidh on TS
"AFK for a sec, there's somebody at the entrance" - Col during an instance. It's usually called the door, Col.

Not quite an Omniaism, but a nice 'quote' from mena with regards to getting the Kara key:

Medivh: Do not try to get the key; that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
Menastheus: What truth?
Medivh: There is no key.

From Ridder to Nalia:

"Paladin DPS is like the female orgasm. Some claim it's a myth, many try to make it happen but have no idea how, and most movies of it are fake."